I forgot about this game and stopped working on it due to it being extremely buggy and sloppily made, but here I come with maybe the last update for it.

Its 230 BC, and you and your greek pals decide to pull up on the shore of what you think is Troy (to, you know, have a massive dramatic over-the-top battle) only to end up in a desert (freezing tundra for the most wonderful time of the year) infested with deformed Vikings.

Welcome to this "unique" and very difficult fast-paced rogue-like expierience where you are probably going to die in the first 5 seconds of your run. Challenge yourself and climb your way to the top of the leaderboard!

Controls & Info:

- E to summon soldier (50 BLOOD needed, BLOOD gained when Vikings and other creatures are killed)
- P to collect powerup (Powerups occasionally drop from Vikings and Ogres, can be used for massive and unique boosts of power)
- D to enable/disable debug mode (Used for, well, debugging)
 
Creatures you can find:

Vikings - Simple, very common, but can be challenging in hordes. They prefer to maul you and your army with their bare hands.
Ogres - Hulking beasts with an appetite for Greeks. Spawn every 20-50 seconds, with even one being able to end your run in a matter of seconds.
Thieves - Annoying fellers who are closely related to moles. If you can catch 'em early, you win. If not, they'll burrow underground and steal your precious blood.
Dust Devils - Quite literally sand storms. Can daze your army quite easily if you happen to pass into one. Some say they are actually a form of demonic spirit.
Hallucination - Y̴̑͜O̶̦̅U̶̼̠̎ ̵̺͕̈́A̵̫͌R̵͓̂̔E̶̯͓̽̾ ̷̰̕I̸̢̠͑̔Ń̸̢̚ ̷̧͉̃̿D̷͍͐E̷̖͌B̶̢͐T̷͉̊.̸̮̇͜͝ ̵͓̇̚H̶̬̽E̵̢̓ ̶̲͘S̶̛͔̽E̸͚̙͆͊N̸̈ͅŠ̷̭̺͛E̵̬͉̾͠S̵̳͗͠ ̵̖̄̚Y̶̥̗̾̂Ò̵̪̣Ủ̵̫͜R̴͉͓̐ ̸̮̺́͝D̵̢̥̂̑Ě̶̢̄B̷͙̻́̒T̸͎͊͠.̵̨͙͂ ̷̨̮̆͝Ȁ̸͙̽L̷̞̆̌L̸͍͊ ̶̜̞͝H̴̱̼͋͊O̵̜̅͝Ṕ̶̝E̸̢͆̚ ̴̪̹̕I̷̛͔̪͒S̷͙̉̅ ̶̬̖̀Ļ̴̔̾O̵̥͖̿͝S̶̢̈́̈T̶̞̰͛͗.̸̨͋

Also, keep in mind that this game is currently in PRE-ALPHA stages, so there is a lot, and I mean A LOT more content (and bug-fixes) coming. The game is a little boring and unstable right now.

We Aint in Troy {SPRING DROP + READ DESC]